Ageing students

Little CGI touch up and you'll look fine

Don't COMPLAIN in a few minutes we can drink legally

Its all the DELETED scenes

Lets DISCUSS this at the Hogshead now that we can drink legally

Ask your make-up artist - I look FABULOUS.

Say again? My HEARING aid isn't working today . . .

Using MAGIC ages you prematurely. Why do you think wizards are always drawn with white hair?

Never buy MAGICAL fake IDs!

Wizards count in METRIC years.

It's not the years, it's the MILEAGE.

'Cause this is getting OLD!

That which doesn\'t kill us, makes us OLDER!

I think Snape's sneaking us aging POTIONS.

Its 7 years at school and about 10 in between SEMESTERS

This is our SENIOR year in more than one way!

Since when does time SLOW down in School?

We both use the time SPINNER to get longer summer vacations.

All the STRESS surrounding you is aging us prematurely.

It *should* take only seven years, but with all our fighting evil and whatnot, we never have time for our STUDIES!

This place just SUCKS the life right out of you

I'm busy studying in four alternate TIMELINES. What's your excuse?

We have long summer VACATIONS.

That darn WRITERS strike a few years back really killed us

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