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Sorting groups

Those who CAN, those who CAN't, and those who CAN only dream.

CHEERLEADERS, jocks, goths, slackers, nerds... you know, just like every school.

All kids are CLASSIFIED as either annoying, know-it-alls, daft, or boring.

Heroes, villains, extras and COMIC relief.

Those with DANDRUFF and those without!

Heroes, Villains and Background FLUFF

The usual; GEEKS, jocks and bullies.

Those who look good with HAT hair and those who don't!

HEAD too large, head too small, and head just right.

The LIVING and the dead.

Those that MAKE it to Book 7, and those that don't.

At a British school? Old MONEY, new MONEY, and no MONEY.

Well we can't have people picking their OWN friends!

If you have to ask, you're not in one of the POPULAR groups.

Stars, RECURRING characters, and expendables

The SMART, the brave, the hard-working... and the ruling elite!

WINNERS, losers, and cannon fodder.

 

Elvish bread

When the ALTERNATIVES are leaves, bark and dead squirrels, it's amazing what one can subsist on.

It doesn't, it only ruins your APPETITE.

An ancient elvish recipe: CAFFEINE.

CALORIES. lots of CALORIES.

it's all we have, the rest of the budget went to CGI

Just don't agree to a DRUG test, ok?

it doesn't, but have you ever seen a FAT elf?

After you taste it, you don't FEEL like eating for hours.

It doesn't. We Elves just watch our INPUT very closely.

It doesn't, why do you think elf are called 'LIGHT-footed'?

It takes that LONG to choke it down.

It makes you NAUSEOUS so bad, you really don't want to eat anything else really ...

We SUPER-sized it!

The same reason that elves are THIN and hobbits aren't.

 

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